Frozen pizza manufacturers everywhere are rubbing their hands in glee when I’m a simple woman I like coffee pizza and shoe shirt. Come near me while I am waiting for my pizza to cook and I may try to eat you. Okay, this one is a little grim, but you have to understand I can’t leave our heroine alone in a creepy house with a serial killer and sometimes it can take a couple of hours to resolve a nasty situation. Luckily I live alone and the cats don’t seem to mind if I hum a bit. I hasten to add that I am super hygienic when not in the throes of writing.

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