The child has her phone and is sitting at my feet. Our brave dog is whining and carrying around his teddy bear hoping I run on caffeine dog hair and cuss words shirt. No go Bruce. you smell like butt and need a bath! Me telling him he’s being ridiculous because I’m just fine on the couch. 7 kids demonstrating they have no personal space boundaries. So I finally wake up. Realize its like 9am. Wonder how the heck I slept through the zombie apocalypse that is my family on a Saturday morning. Stumble my way to the fridge for caffeine. Can’t find caffeine. Mentally cuss at my teenagers for probably drinking it. Eat some Easter candy I hid from my jerk family.

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